The Great Pirate Party

event Celebration Island · Events (all zones)

CelebrationIsland In this place, there is no animosity. A group of pirates laughs and feasts around a campfire, telling jokes and stories. A large pirate welcomes you and assures you that there is no violence on this island. You can indulge in various activities here: join the drinking and shanty contests, or participate in the wits and insults contest. Would you like to participate in any of the events?

🗺 Zone mapSahti Islands

★ XP

Choices & outcomes 11 options›

[Leave]: Pirate jokes arr not that fun...We will continue our journey.

Nothing happens — you move on.notawiki summary

[Play]: Free drinks? Count us in! We will join the drinking contest!

Starts the pirates' drinking contest.notawiki summary

[Sing]: A shanty singing contest! We have been practicing for this! Group [5 or higher]

🎲 Group 5+

Group 5+. Success: runner-up reward, a gold-filled chest. Crit: top prize — gold and shards. Fail: booed, no prize. Crit fail: worst act of the night, no prize, thrown out.notawiki summary

Grukli: "Arg...A dwarf never gets lost."

Grukli's joke lands badly — a 3/10 from the judges and no prize.notawiki summary

Gustav: "Croak... Oh! I know this! You fight like a dairy farmer!"

Gustav quotes the classic riposte for a perfect 10/10, taking the top prize and an honorary title.notawiki summary

Nezglekt: "You have less future than a crab in a pot."

Nezglekt scores 9/10 and collects a prize.notawiki summary

Sylvie: "Prepare to be lectured."

Sylvie's pun only rates 4/10; she still collects a (small) prize.notawiki summary

Amelia: "Why did the aristocrat buy a ladder?"

★ XP 300

"To reach the high society. It is funny. You may laugh." The judges of the contest look perplexed and qualify Amelia's joke with a five out of ten. The queen accepts her prize and marches with regal demeanor. You Get: XP 300

Thuls: "Sss...They say that I am great at my work..."

Thuls scores 7/10 and collects a prize.notawiki summary

Sigrun: "You ask me why my hair looks so fierce in battle?"

★ XP 300

"It is for my battle braid!" The judges know Sigrun very well, as some of them have faced her in the past. One of them even tells the tale of how he was defeated by the Valkyrie's battle braid! The others agree that the braid is a powerful weapon in her arsenal. They give her a seven out of ten. The Valkyrie accepts the prize and tells the pirates that she is going to return it to the Sahti from whom this piece was stolen. You Get: XP 300

Bernard: "Hmm..My auntie got married with a giraffe man."

★ XP 300

"My cousin got a turtle-neck!" The judges laugh at Bernard's joke, It seems that some of them know his cousin! But even though most of the judges are on good terms with Bernard, as he has saved them more than once, they have to be fair (for a pirate) with the scores, and give him a six out of ten. Bernard tells the pirates that his sight is not as good as it used to be and he can't read the mark well, just like he can't read what's written on the potions he gives to wounded pirates, It turns out it was a nine, not a six. You Get: XP 300

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